10. Your yearbook photo caption reads “unidentified student”.
9. Your only friend is the one you built in art class.
8 . School song includes phrase about how much you suck.
7. Every time you talk to a girl, the conversation inevitably drifts to your frequent nosebleeds.
6. The stupid kid who gets his tater tots stolen every day? He steals you tater tots.
5. Everyone’s jealous of your tetherball skills.
4. Not only you had to take your mom to the prom, you had to pay her 20$.
3. You can’t dance.
2. Llord of the rings figurines – 50, friends – 0.
1. How the heck would I know? I’m like the coolest kid in school.
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